Monday, June 3, 2013

Things No-one Told You

Living by yourself in 2013 is like living in finals week for months on end. Always something looming over you.

You can't blame the mess on anyone else when you live alone.

When things go missing, you think you're going crazy.

If you can't remember where you put something, no one can say "last time I saw it...".

No one is going to surprise you with a home cooked meal, bath run, candles lit and a clean house. Ever.

You no longer want to leave your house when you work so hard to keep the roof over your head and are never home.

Quiet time is amazing, until you hear that one noise.... you know, the one you can't identify and every scary movie you've ever seen flashes in your head.

When you forget to go grocery shopping, there's still no food.

No one is there to wake you up from the couch to see if you want to go to bed.

You don't have to hear anyone's alarm but your own, if you decide to set it... depending on where you live.

Whatever you decide to wear in your house, is A O K. No one to tell you otherwise.

....No one to say, "You're wearing THAT out of the house?!"

The more money you make, the more the government owns you.

Student Loans are the devil... but who didn't know that.

You get to keep the temperature at whatever you would like, as long as you can afford it.

Get to know your apartment neighbors; don't get to know them too well. Mind your own business.

Having a big dog that is nothing but a love bug with a lot of energy comes off as an agressive threat to those that you want them to.

There will never be enough hours in the day when technology is involved. Turn it off and get out.

Keep Going.

Remember #1 is most important.

It's O.K. to be selfish when its the right decision for you.

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